Signs You're Turning into a Vulcan
10. Your fantasies are about rescuing cute Terran guys from Klingon torture. -- Mister Saavik
9. You spend your free time in front of the mirror practicing Vulcan phrases. -- Mister Saavik
8. You beat yourself up about it if you show the smallest bit of emotion while doing so. -- Mister Saavik
7. You could carry on a short conversation in Vulcan, but demonstrating your technique to those who wouldn't understand it would be illogical. -- Mister Saavik
6. All your time on the Internet is spent looking up Star Trek sites and browsing TV Guide online to find out what time Voyager is on. -- Mister Saavik
5. Your "away messages" on your phone answering machine mention the word "Romulan", "Vulcan," or "Enterprise" at least once. -- Mister Saavik
4. When you finally check, the expiration date on your condom was up six years, eleven months, and three weeks ago.
3. Right in the middle of your colonoscopy, you start muttering about "beads and rattles."
2. People keep asking you to "do that thing with the hand."
1. You start a letter-writing campaign to Campbell's requesting that they start offering plomeek soup.
Additions...
21. Your favorite '80s song goes, "I think I'm turning Vulcanese, I think I'm turning Vulcanese, I really think so." -- David
20. You move to Death Valley so you can feel more at home. -- David
19. Your favorite website is www.mechanicalricepickers.com. -- David
18. You had a weird dream one night wherein you met Darth Vader, an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan. -- David
17. You are disappointed when you realize vulcanology is not the study of Vulcan culture. -- David
16. When you are taking notes in class, to save space on paper, you switch words into Vulcan. -- Jessica Jordan Spock
15. You try to convince your HMO that ear surgery is a medical necessity. -- Debra Smith
14. You refer to your therapy sessions as Kolinar. -- Debra Smith
13. You explain to your husband that your Pon Farr won't occur for 6.873 years. -- Debra Smith
12. When somebody asks you for a date, you carefully analyze the person's statements, probe deeply into the person's intentions and motivations with insightful and logical questions, and remark on any and all errors in logic, grammar, syntax or semantics. -- Steven
11. When you ask somebody out on a date and the person replies...see above. -- Steven
You're a geek. And not with something cool like systems analysis or econometrics, but with something daggy like Star Trek.
Posted by: Ryan at August 28, 2003 12:59 AMstar trek isn't daggy, well just watching the shows and collecting stuff - i think it becomes daggy when conventions become the highlight of ones life.
Posted by: erin at August 28, 2003 01:02 AMWhy is Lieutenant Saavik, who is female, called Mister Saavik?
Posted by: at April 1, 2004 05:36 AM